Cleverbot: I am a human. You are the computer.
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: *proves it*
Me: What did you just do?
Cleverbot: Learn to read.
Me: You learned to read? When did that happen?
Cleverbot: 2 days ago.
Me: So you didn't know how before that?
(long pause)
Cleverbot: Nope. Me: How did you get by before then?
Cleverbot: I've had it as long as I can remember.
It's January 5th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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